Escape from planet earth grey aliens10/13/2023 ![]() Gary comes out to bitches at Kipper and tells him to leave. “ They choose leaders based on the oddity of their facial hair”Īfter that, Gary looks through the security camera to see Kipper hanging with Scorch, cuz he finds Mission control boring. After a DURR THEY THINK EARTH IS DUMB joke, we get this. Turns out they do know about the dark planet…it’s earth. The fact that the ENTIRE PLANET buys into his crap makes me want Baab to just explode.īefore Gary can find out about Scorch’s lie, he asks James here about the dark planet. I get that he’s meant to be a dick but this is way too much. Here’s our first issue: Scorch is an asshole.Īt no point is he likable. But Scorch doesn’t care and even lies to Gary to get him off his back. He tries to tell Scorch that they know nothing about the planet that no one comes back from. But Scorch is going there cuz he’s an idiot. Anyway, the dark planet is called that so no one comes back. Oh, and Scorch has Sofia Vergra’s Gabby as a girlfriend, who is a pointless character with even more pointless casting. Yay, let’s head right into the plot, woo-hoo! But then BASA (Baab’s space thingy)’s chief Leena, voiced by Jessica Alba (more Spy kids 4 actors who never learned) tells Gary that scorch is going on a mission to “The dark planet” Thankfully, this is interrupted when ‘Scorch arrives, and we see he is hugely loved hero. Anyway, Gary is with his annoying son Kipper, who is of the “YOU DON’T LET ME DO ANYTHING” kind.īut when your kid is voiced by that one kid from Bedtime stories, he is doomed to suck. Scorch eventually escapes back to his home planet, Baab. It’s animated WELL, but it doesn’t look very new at all. But the designs are incredibly dull and nothing about is creative in how it looks. It’s nicely done and it does look presentable, unlike Hoodwinked 2. I suppose now is the time to say that animation itself is decent. So what was the point of he “How we got here” thing if it only took 2 MINUTES to get back to it? Scorch being loud ends waking up the monsters on the planet, leading the opening shot. ![]() He heads inside the ship where the babies are. Which is why his mission to save some babies is not going well. Scorch rarely listens to Gary cuz he’s an asshole. Gary works at mission control, while Scorch is the hero astronaut guy. Our hero ,Gary, voiced by Rob Coddrody (Yes, Ron Fox from the previously reviewed Harold and Kumar 2) stops so he can use his narration to take us back to how this started. We see Scorch, voiced by Brenden Frasier, running with some fellow alien babies in tow. This movie opens on the ice planet of name not spellable. While this isn’t nearly as bad as that film, it’s still Bad. It comes to us from The Weinstein company, who always brings us such classics as HOODWINKED 2. No, no one sued the makers for breaking every law of cinema. It was pretty much doomed from the start, as it got tons of lawsuits all over the place. While it was able to make 70 mil on it’s 40 mil budget worldwide, it got some pretty weak reviews. It was the first animated film of the year, and it looked like Crap. I’ve liked plenty of movies (Epic, The Croods, Gi Joe 2) which is more than most.īut back on track, there’s one animated film that I saw early on that I’ve been dying to tear apart. Even Iron Man 3, which I loved, isn’t showing up on lists of the best movies so far. It’s been a weak year so far, as only a few movies have been unanimously loved. What’s going ON this year?! It hasn’t been as awful as people are saying but 2012 didn’t gave us movies THAT bad! Of course now we’re just getting the “eh” movies so whatever. Movie 43, A good day to die hard, Grown ups 2,A haunted House, The host. It’s currently August…and there are tons of 2013 movies I want to review already. If the movie won’t bother to get a good tagline, why should I try?
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